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pants pinata

Used to describe when you take off your jeans, or put them on and all your change falls out.
Thats the last time I go to the arcade again, talk about pants pinata... I spent 2 hours cleaning up quarters!
by Kristen B, January 17, 2008
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Mega pint

A large glass of wine larger than your average pub size glass that is necessary after your abusive wife poops in your bed
Lawyer: you poured yourself a mega pint of wine
King Johnny: A... Mega pint 🤨😏
by Mira Mains May 8, 2022
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Mega Pint

A Mega Pint is a pint larger than your average pint that would be served in a pub.
Johnny poured himself a Mega Pint after another day putting up with his bitch of a wife
by Justice for Johnny April 23, 2022
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Angry Pinata

The act of blowing your load on your girl's face, then creating the papier-mache effect on her face with colorful crepe paper, and then you spin around three times and try to hit her with a bat.
Jim: Jack, why are you buying a baseball bat when you don't play baseball?

Jack: Well Jim, I am trying the Angry Pinata on the wife tonight...

Jim: Oh wow, you are going to need some colorful paper too!
by They Call Me Stallion October 28, 2015
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Mega Pint

Mega=1 million
Mega pint = 1 million pints?

Mega pint = Non existent unit of measurement used to describe the amount of wine required to deal with a gold digging, garbage lady, hoe.
J.D. drank a Mega Pint in an attempt to deal with that bitch Amber Turd.
by HeyItsThisGuy May 19, 2022
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spicy dickpocalypse pinata

the process of injecting hotsauce into a foe's penis and then smashing the penis with a blunt object as one would do to a pinata, ensuring endless pain and humiliation.
my boss wouldn't give me a raise so i pulled a spicy dickpocalypse pinata on him. now im serving 5-10.
by Jon Jebus May 18, 2007
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Mega Pint

A larger than average glass of alcohol needed, when an abusive partner shits in your bed, blacks your eye, cuts of your finger and falsely accuses YOU of being abusive
Lawyer: you had a Mega Pint of red wine

Johnny: A mega Pint?
by Wereyouthere May 23, 2022
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