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After dinner pinner

To smoke a small joint after dinner
Umm... that was a great meal... not who's got the after dinner pinner
by AJ SITKO February 8, 2005
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centimeter pener

means someone who has a really small penis
Josh: i hate to say this but i got a centimeter pener
by dlow12 May 4, 2007
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Peener

Penis + Weiner = Peener

It's just more fun
Peener Peener Mansee has a weiner.
Sarah has a peener
That boy is a peener.
by Peener October 13, 2004
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Pinneritis

Disclaimer: Names and places have been changed to protect the pinners. Any reference to person(s) living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Description:

Acute Monogenucleopinneritis, more commonly known as Pinneritis, is a disease or the brain caused by Kai-Uwe syndrome, a rare condition whereby the patient, usually of German descent, is easily susceptible to peer-pressure and homosexual tendencies. Pinneritis is characterized by little or no money management skills, drug and/or alcohol abuse, an inability to show any self-restraint or self-control, and a lack of care or consideration for others. Once diagnosed patients are expected not to live any longer than 5 years, unless immediate medical attention is sought.

Symptoms:

Low or non-existent credit rating.
Addiction to alcohol, weed, and porn.
Maxing out your Credit Card and Overdraft so you can buy more weed.
Lying to your parents, constantly.
Lying to your friends, constantly.
Excessive dental work.
Poor personal hygiene.
Drinking and driving.
Loss of drivers license, multiple times.

Treatment:

If you experience any of these symptoms please contact your family doctor. Pinneritis is treatable in it's early form. A straight-forward smack upside the head, repeated if necessary, until patient loses the ability to move arms and legs. A rehabilitation center is in the midst of being developed in the little known country of Poochland, situated off the coast of Mexico. The center will by run by it's founder, Professor Jeff "If you can roll it, smoke it" Gallo, Also known as Professor Jeebus "Christ, I have no job" Gallo.

History:

Pinneritis was first diagnosed in May 2006.
Kai-Uwe "Mind if I stick it in?" Wolters is the first documented case of Pinneritis
Mark: Hey Rob, did you hear? Kai was recently diagnosed with acute Pinneritis.
Rob: Haha, what a pooch. He's so pinnered.
by Who's that? June 2, 2006
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pinner

1. (n) A small marijuana cigarette rolled tightly, and lacking in marijuana content. Usually sells cheap on the underground markets.

2. (adj.) Marijuana that is of poor quality.

3. (adj.) Diminutive adjective to express displeasure for an activity.

4. (adj.) Used to describe objects that are small and/or of poor quality.
1. I'm gonna go and smoke this pinner in the washroom 'fore maths class.

2. That guy sells pinner weed.

3. Man, this game is pinner.

4. That's a pinner pencil you've got there.
by Forsyth April 28, 2004
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pinner

"Want to come get baked with me and Hannah?"
"No way, dude she only rolls pinners!"
by yo_stoned September 10, 2012
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Pieter

Very cool name for South Africans and all over the world. Known for its greatness and therefore, everything gets blamed on Pieter because of envy.
Kill Pieter first because we are so envious of his cool name.
by t0tti3 May 29, 2004
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