I'm phoning Spank! 

Where something crazy or completely unexpected happens and you need to phone your cousin Spank as a result to make him aware of the situation.

Just found out my cousin aka Cyber Dog63 made it into a Warzone Deathchat compilation on youtube; i'm phoning spank!

I'm phoning Spank! by Jack Spank9049 February 26, 2021

Silent Phoning 

A band from Connecticut made up of a guitar player, a bassist, a drummer, and a singer.

Silent Phoning is playing at the Webster tonite. Hooray.

Silent Phoning by ognid September 14, 2003

cell phoning 

girls or fags who use a cell phone on vibrate as a dildo to achieve sexualy stimulation

sally cell phoned last night then went off gnoming

cell phoning by Petesfat@petesfat@BL April 5, 2005

Fritzl phoning

When you hold someone against their will on the phone.

Crazy gf- 'No you are not allowed to hang up on me or I will lose my shit'
Nonchalant bf- ' you are fritzl phoning me'

Fritzl phoning by Stephaniekate88 March 6, 2017

Smart-phoning 

Noun

To use your smart-phone for gaming, browsing, chatting etc....

Smart-phoning in the dark at night is a visual suicide for your eyes.

Smart-phoning by Zami Karzai September 6, 2018

Power phoning 

Someone making a loud condescending phone call in public, especially as a way to show off.

Power phoning I wonder if there is someone on the other end putting up with being power phoned, because if someone tried to say that to me I'd tell them to try and say that to me in person, and then hang up.

Power phoning by Music_Is_Forever July 2, 2022

phonangulate 

Phonangulate verb

the act of two or more people using cellphones to either find each other verbally or by texting in an unfamiliar location.

I'll phonangulate you once I get to the Convention Center.

You arrange to meet someone in a large building or park but can not give a precise area because neither of you are familiar with the location. Once you both arrive you call each other or text each other saying...for example "I am by the merrygoround in the park . Or "I am at the bar on the 3rd floor of the hotel." You both PHONANGULATE until you meet face to face. The word is made up of triangulate..as in Triangulating a position and phone.

You did not know where to meet until one or both get to the location to get the lay of the land

phonangulate by chfdoc March 15, 2010