Phonecentrating

When you are looking at or busy on your phone so hard that someone can talk to you and you don’t even realise anyone is saying anything.

“Dave was phonecentrating so hard he didn’t hear me call him”

by Sanchez3112 November 4, 2017

phonestracize

Using your phone to ostracize someone whether it be intentional or not. Most commonly done by laughing at your phone while with people and not letting them in on the joke.

Yo, you just phonestracized me man. What's so funny on your phone?

by jdizzz March 7, 2018

Phonestracted

Distracted by phone (especially social media)

“My kids are constantly phonestracted!”

by romeistr April 13, 2022

Phonestipation

Not being able/wanting to poop without your phone.

I left my phone at home now I have phonestipation.

by JonCo September 1, 2013

Phonestalker

A person who constantly, or frequently calls a person without said person's consent, much to the person's dismay. This could be due to the fact that gas prices are going up, that the person is scared to follow you, that the person MUST use all their minutes so they don't expire, or that your voice on the phone just turns 'em on.

"Phonestalker."
"I'M NOT A PHONESTALKER! I ran out of minutes anyway..."
"I'm saved!"

by Up4Ownage February 5, 2009

phonestration

A state of frustration brought on by continuous phone calls.
(incoming or outgoing)

I had the worst case of phonestration after the fiftieth phone call this hour.

by I did this October 16, 2009

phonecation

When you take a vacation from your phone. Generally, it's 2 or more days.

I took a phonecation and now I'm a better person.

by ToastyToastedToast May 18, 2016