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Phalange

Highly effective fictitious surname. See also: Regine Phalang' and Princess Conzuelo Banana Hammock.
by Regina PhalangeSee?! It works! December 5, 2012
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Regina Phalange

Phoebe Buffay's alter ego on the greatest sitcom of all time: Friends.
She often uses this name as an alias.
CASINO GUARD: Didn't I just kick you out 5 minutes ago?
PHOEBE: No. You kicked out Phoebe Buffay. My name is Regina Phalange. It's a pleasure to meet you
by JukeboxJacob! Vega April 21, 2008
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phalange

A phalange is something that is in or on the outside of a plane, the left one is more commonly wrong or broken, as phoebe buffay says. Anyway, the point is, if your friends calls you and tells you to get off of a plane because there is something wrong with the left OR right phalange, then Id suggest that you'd listen to them. It could save your relationship. This word can also be used as Dr. Phalange, or Regina Phalange. Regina Phalange is typically a business women in town on business. This word means NOTHING other than these examples! :)THIS IS A FRIENDS TV SHOW THING, IF YOU DONT GET IT, MOVE ALONG, PLEASE!
Phoebe - "THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE LEFT PHALANGE!!!!!!!"
Phoebe - "Uh, hello, this is Ross Geller's personal physician, Dr. Phalange.
Phoebe - "Hello, Im Regina Phalange. PHALANGE!"
by nightcrawlies May 5, 2020
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phalange fusion

The act of two or more males engaging in the act of placing their penises parallel to each other and simultaneously penetrating any orifice (i.e. mouth, vagina, anus), thus creating a fusion of their sexual phalanges.
I had such a great time with Suzy and Jonno last night, Jonno and I phalange fusioned Suzy so hard in her pussy it took a whole day to retract.
by phalangefusion January 31, 2017
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phalanges

They're technically your finger bones. Also mentioned in friends, as phoebe calls herself Regina Phalange and claims to rachel there is something wrong with her plane to paris's left phalange.

Also, an awesome handshake in which you and another person put your hands out, wiggle them, and say "phalanges"! it's something much cooler than a high five, but given for the same reasons.
"Do you have DSL?"
"No you perve, i have FiOS"
*laughs*
"Now gimme some phalange"

*awkward silence*
"PHALANGES!" =)
by phalangeloverx April 6, 2009
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phalangeenis

The strange phenomenon when a hand grows in place of your penis, making everything but nut grabs extremely inefficient.
Bob: I was in a fight with Todd the other day
Jake: Did you win?
Bob: Nah, he crushed my nuts in a killer phalangeenis jab
Jake: Aww man, what a bummer!
Bob: Nah, that came later
by EmmaBlackery September 6, 2016
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Pheanix

Pheanix is a complete weirdo shes kind of a softie but once you get to know her she shows how weird and funny she is, dont get on her bad side though, cause she will woop.your.ass. they also hate meeting new people and are introverts. my names pheanix so im just relating to myself
Someone who isnt my friend and sees me: was that pheanix, shes a total softie and really quiet.
My friend or bff that sees me: Why are you so weird ->-
by Aesthetic._.Alien May 16, 2020
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