creme de la penis

Sperm. High quality Sperm.

baise moi monsieur, you got your creme de la penis all over my very very expensive knickers.

by Rm18.K September 3, 2018

Gleenis Penis

A penis with the qualities of a Gleenis.

Hard, Durable in wet conditions, varies in size, Can be a wide variety of colours, environmentally friendly, easy to maintain, easy to install.

Female: Are you good in bed?

Guy: Well... I have a Gleenis Penis.

Female: Take me now!

by M?th Is Fun June 13, 2017

Penis

Something used to fuck someone’s mom last night after dying in a cod lobby.

P1: *dies to P2*
Also P1: I fucked your mom last night.
P2: Not cool man she k*illed herself.
P1: Oh, I’m sorry man-
P2: After seeing your tiny penis!

by Catchy10 January 15, 2022

Adjusted Penis Size

From the SouthPark episode TMI. According to Randy Marsh, you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared

Randy Marsh has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length. Its angle is 32 degrees. It's flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter. His balls are 7 cm from the base. Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4 cm to penis right and its dead weight is 4.5 Kg. Therefore, Randy's adjusted penis size is 6.3 inches.

by Ingrid Cole June 21, 2011

mexican penis

Pretty big

My boyfriend has such a Mexican penis

by LittleDaddyBigDick December 9, 2016

Penis

A magical wand only found on a certain majority of people. You can use it to make milk, babies, and lemonade. Just don’t use it wrong though or you’ll suffer some pretty terrible consequences.

I can suck my own penis! All my friends are doing it!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Penis Thigh Trap

When a female convinces you that she is on birth control, and not to use a condom. And when the male is about to pull out to ejaculate, the female wraps her legs around the males torso, forcing him to cum inside her. (Most common occurrence in missionary position)

Example 1

"Emilio doesn't seem to like his wife very much,..... The only reason they got married is because he got Penis thigh trapped"

Example 2
"Shit man!" I was banging daves girlfriend last night, and she totally penis fly trapped me! Good thing I was fucking her in the ass!"

by Asapparky July 17, 2018