-comes in the form of PETER KIM
-erotic counterpart of harry potter
-writes erotic novels
-spills anal aliens on his pants
-an anal strategist who enjoys, and quote, "anal gallivantings"
-a backdoor matadore at his best
-erotic counterpart of harry potter
-writes erotic novels
-spills anal aliens on his pants
-an anal strategist who enjoys, and quote, "anal gallivantings"
-a backdoor matadore at his best
by JChao February 26, 2008
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Ya man. Looks so pettable I'd pet her brains out, till I die of heart attack, then come on face and belly
by 3APA3A April 27, 2011
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by TinaBettina December 4, 2013
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by Petealicous February 7, 2009
Get the Petealicous mug.A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.
I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!
You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.
You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.
by bravo delta August 19, 2011
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1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide
1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide
by Stefanowicz January 15, 2008
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