Peter Griffin

Main character from the hit show Family Guy. Resides in Quahoq, Rhode Island (Formerly known as Petoria.) Husband to Lois Griffin with three children: Meg, Chris, and Stewie. Extremely rude, vulgar man with strict views on the world. Resides in his own un-defined state of mind.
They got a chair that frea-kin' talks, Holy Crap!
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Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin = 2nd best Homer
Hey Peter Griffin, who is 2nd best Homer
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Peter Griffin

Someone who thinks they are a genius, but are, in fact, mentally retarded.
Peter Griffin: I am a genius! In your face Brian! I'm a g-e-a-n-y-i-s!
Brian: No, actually you're not. Actually Peter, it says here that you're mentally retarded.
Peter: I'm mentally re-what-ed? Brian, I'm a genius!
Brian: No Peter, you're a retard.
Stewie: Brian's right father, you're a retarded man. I'm a damn baby and I'm 1,000 times smarter than you.
Peter: You're just mad that I'm way more smarter than you is.
Brian: You're a fucking retard!
Peter: Wait, what were we talking about again Brian?
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Peter Griffined

A deadly sucker punch to the throat causing severe swelling to the esophagus.
Man Chad got Peter Griffined at the party last night by Brittney!
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Peter Griffin

The absolute best animated character ever. He stars in the absolute best animated show ever, Family Guy. I am obsessed with that show. If anyone disses Family Guy in my presence, I become very, very angry, and generally do things that I later regret.

Peter Griffin lives with his wife, Lois, and his three kids, Chris, Meg and Stewie, in Quahog, Rhode Island (and sometimes Petoria). He works at Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory.

I salute him.
One of Peter Griffin's quotes:

"But still this house is freak-in' sweeeeeeeeeet!!"
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Peter Griffin

1. The main character from the TV show "Family Guy". Has a wife (Lois), three kids (Chris, Meg, and Stewie), and a dog (Brian).

2. A German disco singer from the late 70's-early 80's. His real name was Peter Kamp. Some of his hits are "Spiderman", "Step By Step", and "Inside Out"
1. Peter Griffin is freakin' sweet!

2. Peter Griffin made groovy songs!
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Peter Griffin

A man with the funniest voice existing in the universe. He is freakin sweet and is part of the most awesomest show ever- family guy.
Peter Griffin rofls my waffles
by loler son April 13, 2008
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