Pistachiownage

N: The act of kicking someone in the nuts.

NED: I just got kicked in the nuts...
ED: Oh no - that's pistachiownage!

by Znoosle June 21, 2006

petacrats

who mtv turds vote for because they think animals should have more rights than humans

pretty sad saps if you ask me

by libs 'R' nutballs August 16, 2004

Pistachio Eyed

Pistachio eyed means that you're so high (blazed) that your eyes start to look like pistachios. Your eye is the pistachio seed and your eye lids are the pistachio shell. The shell on a pistachio slighty covers the seed inside to where you can barely see it which resembles your eyes.

"Damn man! I'm so pistachio eyed!"
"Look at Leo, he is pistachio eyed!"

"Did you get pistachio eyed last night?"

by Emoore058 July 10, 2014

pectacular

Having extremely well-defined pectoral muscles

Christian Bale went from emaciated in "The Machinist" to pectacular in "Batman Begins."

by Hestiann July 31, 2005

Ten Pistachio Shells!!!

Generic expletive. Usually indicative of a sudden extreme emotion (happy, sad, surprised), and often used in situations where an outburst cannot be contained, yet swearing is not allowed.

"My computer just ate my hard drive! With all my porn! And Grandma's in the next room! TEN PISTACHIO SHELLS!!!"

by Alex Reynard March 4, 2004

Pertackered

Australian Slang. From Warrnambool. May have been in a Movie. Meaning for something to be absolutely buggered, ruined.

"That tellies Pertackered!"
"Nah, it was Pertackered, so Threw it out"

by Eamon Hale August 9, 2004

PEBTAC

Term used by system administrators and help desk technicians when an internal customer has a problem that no amount of technical/technological "fixing" will resolve. Stands for "Problem Exists Between Terminal and Chair"

IT Manager: The VP of Marketing needs help with his mouse again.
Help Desk: Well, we already replaced it with a newer model and updated the driver. This is obviously a case of PEBTAC.

by brap March 30, 2009