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perma-limp

A permanent limp caused by a previous accident/break/fracture on the legs/ankles/shins/feet/etc.

A person with a perma-limp has a "funny", special walk often mistaken as a weird strut.

Perma-limps should NOT be mistaken as a swagger.
Lexxy: "Dude! There's Andre, over there!"

Trina: "What? Where? How'd you know that's him?"

Lexxy: "It's his signature perma-limp, you can't miss it."
by lexxy08 October 20, 2010
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Permaflex

Flexing your abs at the pool to get chicks. Usually for a long period of time ("perma") so as not to look suspicious (doesn't normally work).
You can totally tell he's flexing... Ya talk about Permaflex
by CHCIPOOL March 20, 2013
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Perma Poop

The outermost ring that surrounds the anus. Usually darker then the rest of the body.
After many years of poorly wiping I bent over and noticed a darker ring around my anus, I have perma poop!
by Damian Wall September 5, 2019
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Perma-Short

In climates with significant weather changes between the four seasons, a Perma-Short is someone who will wear shorts all year round, regardless of temperature. Usually, Perma-Shorts are male with long unruly hair. They usually complement their shorts with an old t-shirt usually displaying something related to dragons, wolves, eagles, or Def Leppard. It is usually postulated that most Perma-Shorts think they are some how getting back at society by refusing to wear coats and pants.
"Who's the Perma-Short in the net shorts across the street? It's fucking 10 below today!!" --> "What a bad ass, that firey dragon t-shirt is ice cold"
by gRip July 31, 2007
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Permacrud

Permacrud is the irremovable layer of filth ground into the carpeting and/or floorboards of a hooptie. It is usually comprised of crumbs of food, trash, rust, dirt, mud, spilled beer, tobacco, weed, and various types of "mold". This is the layer below the beer cans, snack bags, and cigarette butts.

Permacrud is formed over a period of years, appearing as vehicle "matures" into a hooptie. It takes years of neglect, regular intervals of pressure from passengers' footwear, and exposure to seasonal temperature changes for permacrud to form.

Once formed, permacrud cannot be removed without removing the carpeting and/or floorboards.
My old lady: "I thought you cleaned this piece of shit!"

Me: "I did! Do you see any any beer cans or McDonald's bags anywhere?"

My old lady: "EWWW it's gross!"

Me: "It's just permacrud. Get in the fucking car and and work the blinker for me would ya?"
by the dude with the hooptie February 7, 2013
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perma-scruff

Perma-scruff is that sexy unshaven look on guys that takes a lot of work to maintain. It looks like they just rolled out of bed, but their facial hair never gets any longer.
Colin O'Donoghue playing Killian Jones (Captain Hook) on Once Upon a Time has BEAUTIFUL perma-scruff.
by thatonegirl02 November 28, 2012
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Permabaiting

When you try to bait a streamer to permaban you.

Invented by the Age of Empires streamer, Whamenqt.
He is spamming in chat, he is permabaiting again.
by whamjam October 23, 2023
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