Permacrud

Permacrud is the irremovable layer of filth ground into the carpeting and/or floorboards of a hooptie. It is usually comprised of crumbs of food, trash, rust, dirt, mud, spilled beer, tobacco, weed, and various types of "mold". This is the layer below the beer cans, snack bags, and cigarette butts.

Permacrud is formed over a period of years, appearing as vehicle "matures" into a hooptie. It takes years of neglect, regular intervals of pressure from passengers' footwear, and exposure to seasonal temperature changes for permacrud to form.

Once formed, permacrud cannot be removed without removing the carpeting and/or floorboards.

My old lady: "I thought you cleaned this piece of shit!"

Me: "I did! Do you see any any beer cans or McDonald's bags anywhere?"

My old lady: "EWWW it's gross!"

Me: "It's just permacrud. Get in the fucking car and and work the blinker for me would ya?"

Permacrud by the dude with the hooptie February 7, 2013

Permacunt 

When somebody has acted cuntishely on a frequent basis. Permacunt differs from cunt in that the reputation of said person has become so immensely cuntish that they will forever be deemed a cunt.

-"She is such a cunt, she will permanently be a cunt."
-"Yeah, man, she's a permacunt for sure."

Permacunt by My Name Isn't Tyler Allen September 20, 2011

permaturd 

severe constipation

I haven’t taken a phat shit in weeks. I bet I have a permaturd.

permaturd by Raph February 18, 2018

permastudent 

One of those people in their late 20s or early 30s, or even mid to late 30s who has never held any kind of full time job, barely has a degree worth mentioning (usually in something assinine like liberal arts or women's native's lesbian's studies) and is still trying to get juust a few more courses before they can start their PHD..... and eventually retire at 75 with several million in student loan debts and never having worked a day in their life (aside from mandatory TA positions).

All of the sophomores had a class with Johnny, a 35 year old permastudent who has been stretching his final year of university over the past decade.....

permastudent by muntumbo mo klik December 15, 2006

Permaculture

The word permaculture, coined by Australians Bill Mollison and David Holmgren during the 1970s, is a portmanteau of permanent agriculture as well as permanent culture. Through a series of publications, Mollison, Holmgren and their associates documented an approach to designing human settlements, in particular the development of perennial agricultural systems that mimic the structure and interrelationship found in natural ecologies.

Permaculture design principles extend from the position that "The only ethical decision is to take responsibility for our own existence and that of our children" (Mollison, 1990). The intent was that, by rapidly training individuals in a core set of design principles, those individuals could design their own environments and build increasingly self-sufficient human settlements — ones that reduce society's reliance on industrial systems of production and distribution that Mollison identified as fundamentally and systematically destroying the Earth's ecosystems.

While originating as an agro-ecological design theory, permaculture has developed a large international following of individuals who have received training through intensive two week long 'permaculture design courses'. This 'permaculture community' continues to expand on the original teachings of Mollison and his associates, integrating a range of ideas of alternative culture, through a network of training, publications, permaculture gardens, and internet forums. In this way permaculture has become both a design system and a loosely defined philosophy or lifestyle ethic.

A Forest Garden is the best example of Permaculture.

Permaculture by Mocosoloco December 21, 2008

Permadrunk 

n., adj.

A person who exhibits intoxicated behaviors consistently without the consumption of alcohol is referred to as permadrunk.

Betty acts like she is drunk all the time, I think she's permadrunk.

or,

Betty acts like she is drunk all the time, I think shes a permadrunk.

Permadrunk by Saving The Angels June 6, 2010

Permagrader 

Noun: A person (often times a teacher) who constantly gives the same grade on every assignment. Someone who gives nothing but a certain grade no matter the change in performance.

My teacher is such a permagrader, she always gives me an 83.5 on my essays.

Permagrader by Golden_Guitar March 22, 2011