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presentious

I think it's pretty presentious to think you can make up new words just because your name is Shannon.
by MillerFriend February 7, 2013
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pretentious cock sucker

individual who may or may not suck cocks, however, one who thinks he is God's gift to mankind, the opposite sex (or sex of attraction) and who believes his thoughts and actions are superior to everyone else's regardless of another's level of experience or expertise.
Jim just infuriates me. He is such a pretentious cock sucker know it all.
by Punk Ass Nigga October 4, 2006
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pretentious wanker

Someone whose personal self esteem is so low they need to:

a) amplify their importance (or lack thereof) by quoting their education after their names when demanding things they deem to be their right.

b) surround themselves with other persons of like ilk (other pretentious wankers) such as members of the insular academia class (see also just-another wanker)

c) confirm what a cunt they are
Letter received by court clerk regarding mediation:

"I was so insulted by the Mediator when she actually confirmed my ex husbands position and stated he had rights, in contradiction to my own confirmed opinion. (signed) E. ByGoomb Bsc Msc VD(with bar)"

Clerk of the court "Bloody hell. Another letter from the pretentious wanker, E. ByGoomb".
by Chaucer_had_it_coming February 1, 2010
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pretentioustan

A fictional place often refered to as where pretetenious people are from.
You would think based on the inflated sense of self worth this guy had he would be from Pretentioustan.
by KG;) January 24, 2011
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pretentious dick

Some one who is pretentious (though at the same time) being a dick. Normally used towards bald, miserable, middle age men.
Yep.. You got it right, that John V is being a pretentious dick once again. When will he shut the fuck up and do some work for once the useless cunt.
by Barry Bobby May 1, 2014
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pretentious jerk

a contemptibly obnoxious person who attempts to impress others by acting of greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than he/she is actually possesses.
I don't appreciate how much you are being a pretentious jerk at dinner with my family.

My boss is such a pretentious jerk!
by Matt01 February 5, 2019
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Defunctland pretentious

When something made by someone in their 20’s is trying to be deep
by Bb_thx December 13, 2022
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