penis

common medical slang for cock.
Stop calling it a penis, Doctor Doolittle!
by T-Dog Jenkins March 08, 2005
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look a fickin penis
by personfacewithanose May 04, 2015
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The thing that men often mistake for their brain.
"He was only thinking with his penis when he married her."
by faerie princess January 19, 2009
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pleasure making machine for both sexes.
I can wack my penis or I can screw that hot chick with my penis, it's all good to me.
by pandadog February 09, 2004
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a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.
damnnn that penis' friction felt good
by adidas May 29, 2003
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1. The reason teen boys are so happy all the time.

2. The reason teen boys do so much laundry and take so many showers.
I just cant stop Wanking my penis, i go through like 20 socks a week. -Jimmy
by Billy Buttfuck September 02, 2007
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