Pelosi

Author of "Insider Trading 101"

Insider trading made Nancy Pelosi a multi-millionaire

by Nathan Bedford Forrest IV October 1, 2022

pelosi

Verb - to act on insider knowledge of something for your personal gain.

Hey, I just found out that they are going to pass a law banning electric cars. Time to pelosi some Telsa shorts.

by John Doe K7 July 26, 2024

Pelosi

When you buy a stock at the perfect moment every time because you cant miss.

My boy just Pelosi'd that stock.

by Em777 August 15, 2024

Pelosi Doctrine

opposing the impeachment of a corrupt president in order to weaken the president's party in an upcoming election

There are many reasons why George W Bush deserved to be impeached, his outrageous abuses of power,illegal warrantless wire taps (some of these were U.S. soldiers in Iraq calling home to their families), extraordinary renditions, torturing P.O.W.s etc. In the 2006 election voters soundly rejected the radical Bush agenda, but when Nancy Pelosi became Speaker Of The House she said impeachment was off the table. Keeping Bush in office severely weakened the Republican party and helped the Democrats win the White House and gain seats in Congress in the 2008 election. This is the Pelosi Doctrine.

by Michael_Hunt December 16, 2008

Pelosi It

The act of destroying or shredding a document.

Seller: “We received your payment today. You already paid your bill this month, so there isn’t anything due. What do you want us to do with the check?”

Customer: “Thanks for letting me know...just Pelosi it.”

by imakeeper14 February 5, 2020

Pelosi Derangement Syndrome

The acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal people in reaction to the policies, the statements -- nay -- the very existence of Nancy Pelosi.

Person A: "I may not agree with everything Nancy Pelosi says, but that domestic policy agenda she supports seems pretty good, doesn't it?"

Person B: "What?! Queen Pelossshhi?! She's bad for America! She's drunk on power! She supports corrupt politicians! She's a defeat-o-crat! Have you seen her nose? She's an obstructionist! Limiting debate on bills was proper THEN, but NOW it's just hateful partisanship! Did you see how she didn't stand during the SOTU address? She hates our troops! Forget about the minimum wage, health care, jobs... I don't need any of those! They're just tricks to help the terrorists win!"

Person A: "Wow, you have a serious case of Pelosi Derangement Syndrome."

by jmeckler- December 12, 2008

Pelosi applause

An applause that is actually sarcastic.
Pelosi clap

Hey John, was that a genuine applause or a Pelosi applause?

by m-fun February 6, 2019