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pedophobe

The opposite of a pedophile (depending on your definition). One who is afraid of and/or hates pre-pubescent kids to the point where it interrupts their lives.
The 1st grade teacher was secretly a pedophobe and resigned because he hated his class.
by kmfr November 4, 2010
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pedophile van

A large, older van, typically brown or white in color, and often with tinted front windows and no windows in the back. Not all pedophile vans are used for the purpose of luring young children to kidnap with promises of candy or toys, but if somebody were to decide they wanted to do this, a pedophile van would be the perfect vehicle.
My friend just bought a total pedophile van. Either he is a rapist or has very poor choices in vehicles.
by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
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pedophilygamy

Pedophile + polygamy

The act of an adult marrying multiple minors with out divorcing the previous one.

A man who practices pedophilygamy is a pedophilygamist.
Did you see that guy? That's the ninth 14 year old girl he's married this year. He's a total pedophilygamist.

Pedophilygamy is against the law on numerous levels.
by Weskimo33 May 10, 2010
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peeoccupied

What did she say? I have no idea I was peeoccupied.
by farnick October 3, 2010
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Pedophestiality

The illicit act of committing Pedophilia and Bestiality all at the same time.
Person 1: "Dude, do you know about those Clopper guys who post up disgusting drawings all the time?"

Person 2: "Yeah, they're friggin' EVERYWHERE...why?"

Person 1: "Well, apparently what they do is illegal."

Person 2: "Seriously? But don't they just spam porn of cartoon ponies all over the place?"

Person 1: "...Nope. They actually self-published Pony porn magazines from funding that was supposed to be used for charity."

Person 2: "That's just GROSS, it's like Pedophestiality is their entire world!"

Person 1: "Y'know, I can't tell you how correct you are 'bout that, dude."
by Taargus Margonia April 16, 2014
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In a while, pedophile

Person 1: In a while, pedophile"
Person 34: See you later, masturbator
Person 1: fag
by mcrobster October 10, 2009
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Spectro-Pedophilia

Getting your sex on with a little ghost.
Wanting to bone Casper the ghost, would be the perfect example of Spectro-Pedophilia..
by moe3575 January 13, 2011
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