The opposite of a pedophile (depending on your definition). One who is afraid of and/or hates pre-pubescent kids to the point where it interrupts their lives.
by kmfr November 4, 2010
Get the pedophobe mug.A large, older van, typically brown or white in color, and often with tinted front windows and no windows in the back. Not all pedophile vans are used for the purpose of luring young children to kidnap with promises of candy or toys, but if somebody were to decide they wanted to do this, a pedophile van would be the perfect vehicle.
My friend just bought a total pedophile van. Either he is a rapist or has very poor choices in vehicles.
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Pedophile + polygamy
The act of an adult marrying multiple minors with out divorcing the previous one.
A man who practices pedophilygamy is a pedophilygamist.
The act of an adult marrying multiple minors with out divorcing the previous one.
A man who practices pedophilygamy is a pedophilygamist.
Did you see that guy? That's the ninth 14 year old girl he's married this year. He's a total pedophilygamist.
Pedophilygamy is against the law on numerous levels.
Pedophilygamy is against the law on numerous levels.
by Weskimo33 May 10, 2010
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by farnick October 3, 2010
Get the peeoccupied mug.Person 1: "Dude, do you know about those Clopper guys who post up disgusting drawings all the time?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're friggin' EVERYWHERE...why?"
Person 1: "Well, apparently what they do is illegal."
Person 2: "Seriously? But don't they just spam porn of cartoon ponies all over the place?"
Person 1: "...Nope. They actually self-published Pony porn magazines from funding that was supposed to be used for charity."
Person 2: "That's just GROSS, it's like Pedophestiality is their entire world!"
Person 1: "Y'know, I can't tell you how correct you are 'bout that, dude."
Person 2: "Yeah, they're friggin' EVERYWHERE...why?"
Person 1: "Well, apparently what they do is illegal."
Person 2: "Seriously? But don't they just spam porn of cartoon ponies all over the place?"
Person 1: "...Nope. They actually self-published Pony porn magazines from funding that was supposed to be used for charity."
Person 2: "That's just GROSS, it's like Pedophestiality is their entire world!"
Person 1: "Y'know, I can't tell you how correct you are 'bout that, dude."
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