Pedostachian

A man (or mustached woman) with a pedostache. See pedostache. Originated from pedo (pedophile) stache (mustache) and -ian (person who).

I took my son out of his new daycare when I found out his teacher was a pedostachian.

by Confuzzle June 1, 2011

Pedostalker

A pedophile who seeks pleasure not in molesting young children but through stalking them.

John the Pedostalker is so freakin' scary, even though I know he won't really harm me.

by pedokiller August 14, 2012

pedo stache

the wispy half-mustache found on many teenage boys, but also some middle aged men, that make them look like pedophiles

Ew, john needs to shave that pedo stache, either grow it out or get rid of it:/

by thispussymute October 10, 2020

pervstache

noun: a word that describes the mustache of a pedophile/future pedophile (or that of Michael Cleveland). For the full grown pedophile, the mustache is normal facial hair usually in the style of a fumanchu or something of the sorts. Now for the future pedophile, it is STRICTLY baby hair in the stache & goatee style.

WHOA! Look at the pervstache on that one!

by everyday09 March 27, 2007

Pedostacne

Word made by a lanky fat hoebag from a discord server which doesn’t mean anything

Nice pedostacne

by Zahidullah December 20, 2022

Pedostacne

A new way of saying pedostache

Ibz and pyro have pedostacnes

by paki^2 December 20, 2022

Pedistache

A mustache that resembles that of a pedifile. Usually worn by ominous-looking men in In n OUt.

OMG! Look at the guy in that In n Out! He's got a HUGE pedistache!

by Daniel(a)Daniel(a) February 4, 2009