penissexual

penissexual where you cum from seeing your own penis

everytime i see my penis i cum i'm penissexual

by gayestard March 26, 2021

Peeniss

A large, majestic ship. These crispy ships have the biggest cannon of all the other ships in the sea. Nicknamed "OTP", it always provides comfort and many cakes with delicate, artful frosting designs on them.

"Did you see that Peeniss?"
"Uhh, yeah! It was so big, it was hard to miss!"

by fire-bread-snare January 1, 2012

penissss

male projectile unit

dick also called penissss is a tool

by ryan mandick April 12, 2009

Penisseur

Someone who has a great appreciation for the male penis in a variety of different shapes and sizes.

"So many different penises...so little time. *sigh* I'm glad I'm a Penisseur, you know?"

"One types or size would be boring, don't you think? I suppose my appreciation would make me quite the Penisseur."

by Z-Maker October 22, 2008

peaness

A mondegreen for penis, much like Pingas. It's heard in a parody of the late Orson Welles from the animated series The Critic during the episode "Eyes on the Prize," in which a group of students watch a commercial shoot for Rosebud Frozen Peas, and see Welles immediately ragequit the shoot after saying the word.

Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness.

by Triple Factorial August 6, 2010

penissaurasrex

One who cannot get their mind off of penisis. Often when they come out of direct contact with penises they cry.

Jim: I cant quit crying
Bill: Why did your mom die?
Jim: No i am a penissaurasrex and i cant find any cock

by Ah F June 12, 2007

Penissue

1. Male ejaculate
2. Leakage from a ball point pen

Connie noted the stain of penissue on her favorite top after an all night session of studying with her lover for her oral exams. She looked forward longingly to cramming for her finals.

by alwaysrandy November 23, 2009