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Penisqueue 

The direct translation into french of the word cocktail
(cock= pénis, tail= queue)
Refering to something tasteful or a good thing
Person A: Omg I just had the most penisqueue thing happen to me!
Person B: That's great I'm so glad for you!
Penisqueue by pasta di ligma October 27, 2022

Penissey 

1.When you jack off while listening to Morrissey.
I will be sure to do a penissey after I poop.
Penissey by Jack Wade April 7, 2007

penissexual 

penissexual where you cum from seeing your own penis
everytime i see my penis i cum i'm penissexual
penissexual by gayestard March 26, 2021

Penisseur 

Someone who has a great appreciation for the male penis in a variety of different shapes and sizes.
"So many different penises...so little time. *sigh* I'm glad I'm a Penisseur, you know?"

"One types or size would be boring, don't you think? I suppose my appreciation would make me quite the Penisseur."
Penisseur by Z-Maker October 22, 2008

penissuckle 

1. the act of sucking a penis or having your penis sucked

2. a whorey dum dum
1. "Dude, jenny just gave me some penissuckle!"

2. "You penissuckle!"
penissuckle by bo jangles bros. September 15, 2009

penissvengali 

I don’t know
Do you know what their name is?
Hm, PENISSVENGALI
penissvengali by Wuwdvbe December 30, 2020
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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