patchitive

Very very amazing tiktoker. Best moot. 10/10

"hey are you following patchitive?"
"No"
"Fuck you"
/J

by ImGay179 November 3, 2021

Lucky Patcher

a android app that lets you buy in app purcheses in a game or app in case that your fucking poor or dont want to use money. little kids will call it hacking

dude i just got 1000000000000000 coins in this game

person 2: dosent that cost about $500

no i used lucky patcher

by Julia_URBAN February 21, 2021

Patching

The act of opening a message/chat and ignoring it.

My boyfriend was patching my messages yesterday.

by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019

Patched

To be left on your own. Normally occurs to someone whose 'friends' hate them. A Scottish word.

Way! You got nigeled
No! I got patched, okay?

by Iamnotafuckingaccident June 16, 2010

Suede Patches

Clothing displaying profuse underarm sweating. Can also refer to the person with the profuse sweating.

“That lawyer must be nervous, check out her suede patches.”

"Check it out, Suede Patches over there he must have been on the treadmill for hours."

by SBoss2 January 29, 2009

Penis patcher

A penis patcher is someone who loves penises that much that if it was possible they would make a patch work quilt out of penises.

Hey Sam! You penis patcher!

by rebeccabeck'ed September 28, 2014

Diesel Patches

some random dude

Reatrd: "Hello Diesel Patches, do you want to do scooby-doo furry porn rp with me?"
Diesel patched: "No"

by GamerGal17 November 24, 2020