Perfumed Rose

The musky and mungy pungent scent of a sweaty, dirty rosebud aka anus.

Sonja enjoyed foreplay with her boyfriend Kevin. She often performed fellatio followed by analingus. She especially enjoyed giving Kevin a tossed salad this past weekend because Kevin had been doing yard work all afternoon in the hot sun and the sweat dripping down his ass crack all day had left him with a well Perfumed Rose.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2014

perfume

Fragrance worn by women, in order to remain freshly scented and possibly attract the opposite sex. Usually dabbed on the wrists, behind the ears, near the cleavage and on the backs of the knees.

I spray my perfume twice and then step into the mist to allow for an even distribution of scent.

by Lauren M January 22, 2007

Parump

"Noticeably over sized or generously proportioned big booty round ass"

"She had a big old fat ass parump"

by Professor Spendser October 16, 2008

Perfume on a Turd

** See lipstick on a pig

When my friends ex-girlfriend was taking too long to get ready to go out one night, another buddy said "What's the point? You might as well try to put perfume on a turd."

by desertcajun October 26, 2008

perfume slip stream

the short trail of perfume smell that comes off a girl when she walks

"Dude I just got out of Amanda's perfume slip stream and damn did she smell goooooood"

by quitewhite April 26, 2014

Pandemic Perfume

Purell Hand sanitizer. Used to ward off H1N1 aka the Swine flu. The smell of Purell is particularly strong in elevators due to the fact that the dispensers are typically located just outside the elevator doors.

“Man, I just rode up to the fifth floor with a bunch of people and all you could smell was Pandemic Perfume! With H1N1 sweeping across the country, I think everyone is wearing it!”

by justanoldguy November 15, 2009

Old Lady Perfume

Cheap perfume that smells terrible and makes everyone except the perfume wearer sick. Usually worn by women who are 50 years of age or older. Tends to stick to hair and clothing.

"Susan stopped by last night and my whole house reeks like old lady perfume. She hugged me and I had to take a shower and wash my clothes to get it off me."

Greg: "It stinks in here, what is that?!"
Marsha: "Alice was just here and I'm pretty sure she bathed in old lady perfume this morning."
Greg: "Gross. Go take a shower."

by mlamson January 7, 2011