Skip to main content

paraboats

The main reason for a paradox.
Dude #1: Now that I have a paraboats, I'll need a place to park them.

Dude #2: What you need is a paradox.
by TNunnster May 13, 2011
mugGet the paraboats mug.

para-freaked

Being paranoid and flippin' out about something at the same time. Extreme Parnoia.

Petrifyed.
Tiffany was para-freaked after the stalker showed up...again
by Brooklynman22 May 26, 2010
mugGet the para-freaked mug.

dirty gecko parade

A hardcore line of 6 shots, progressing from most alcoholic to least.

1. Everclear
2. Bacardi 151
3. 99 bananas
4. Vodka
5. Mad Dog
6. Beer

This marathon of shots is meant to be done in a line in under a minute with no chasing in between. Jesus is the only person to successfully complete and keep down all the alcohol in under a minute.
David puked half way through the dirty gecko parade.
by hopcopdontstop April 13, 2009
mugGet the dirty gecko parade mug.

golden parachute

A clause in an executive's employment contract specifying that he/she will receive large benefits in the event that the company is acquired and the executive's employment is terminated. These benefits can take the form of severance pay, a bonus, stock options, or a combination thereof.
Larry Johnston, the biggest douche bag in the world is getting a 120 million dollar golden parachute for destroying Albertsons, one of the largest grocery chains in America.. Fuck him..
by Kritikal June 11, 2006
mugGet the golden parachute mug.

Golden Parade

1. A sexual act involving a man and a woman in which the woman lies on her back and urinates into the air while her partner stands above her and pisses into her vagina. If the streams intersect, then it is a golden parade.

2. A phenomenon where cars drive by on the J Way in Jamaica Plain (by the beach at Jamaica Pond) creating a symmetrical reflection in the water. Behold the golden parade of cars, you high motherfucker.
1. Dude. Lucy and I did our first golden parade! That shit was WET!

2. Damn, this golden parade of cars is BLOWING MY MIND
mugGet the Golden Parade mug.

Pussy Parade

A pussy parade is the opposite of sex slump. It’s when a guy is just crushing it with the ladies. One girl after another. Often times this happens after a breakup and I guy is playing the field. It also can occur after a slumpbuster.
Ever since Mike broke up with Lindsay, he’s been on a pussy parade. One chick after another. He’s unstoppable. That slumpbuster really worked!
by GMMN2018 November 8, 2018
mugGet the Pussy Parade mug.

Parabatai

More than friends, more than siblings, more than blood. It is a special bond between two people that can’t be broken. A form of love that lasts forever. Nephilim who protect one another and are stronger together.

Parabatai Oath:

Entreat me do not leave thee

Or to return from following after thee

For wither thou goest, I will go

And where thou lodgest, I will lodge

Thy people shall be my people
And thy God, my God

Where thou diest, I will die

And there I will be buried
The Angel do so to me, and more also
I aught but death part thee and me
Alec and Jace are parabatai.
by Tess <3 October 24, 2020
mugGet the Parabatai mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email