pwning

Like 0wning, but better.

Wow irc.gamesnet.net #v76 is really pwning today!

pwning by pwner February 9, 2003

epi-pening 

The process of stabbing your friend in the Leg repeatedly in the back of a car with a epi pen while someone is driving at over 100mph to the hospital

I was epi-pening Tori in the back of the car while Addison sped down the road to the hospital

epi-pening by Crazy caffeine girl April 9, 2017

Les-pining 

When you hope that two same-sex characters in show or movie are together even though they have no evidence of being gay

I was watching twilight and I was totally les-pining over Bella and Alice

Les-pining by Doubledmanx July 13, 2020

Pining For The Pork Sword

When a woman is in serious need of penetration by cock.

Dolan: Hey Fav, what did you and the locals do last nite?
Fav: We flared a couple of fatties on Inn Street and then went to The Grog to watch some band.
Dolan: What up with the chick scene?
Fav: Mostly local MILFs out pining for the pork sword.
Dolan: You do any clam stabbing?
Fav: Did some finger banging behind The Thirsty Whale, not much else.
Dolan: Typical nite in the port.
Fav: Yup.

Pining For The Pork Sword by Fav May 1, 2008

Operation Pwning Thunder 

Derives from a Vietnam operation known as Rolling Thunder. Most commonly used before a sporting event especially dodge ball. Or a bullying term when several beat on one.

Begin operation pwning thunder!

Operation Pwning Thunder by megnaraptor August 6, 2011

pwning face 

Verb.

Similar to melting face. When you pwn face you devastate your adversary.

Glyn: Why is Peter crying in the corner?

Matt: His ladyfriend came through here pwning face and left him in that woebegone heap of misery.

pwning face by Joe McGoat July 10, 2010

pwning

ownage to a greater extent

in halo 2 owning would be throwing a granade into a room and killing someone.

pwning would be driving the whole damn scorpian tank in for the kill. (coag level)

pwning by Mike Simoniello October 13, 2006