Orgazmatron

A person who looks at porn and jerks off their whole life, but they cant get a girl.

1 : Stop looking at porn Orgazmatron.

2 : Jason Spector

by GooNsteR July 10, 2003

Orgasmythology

Better to feel good than to look good.

The concept of orgasmythology is the belief that if you and someone else are stuck on an island you wouldn't give a fuck about lip-stick or hair-cuts, you'd just want to fuck all the time.

by cock-ninja August 29, 2006

Orgasmatron

I am the one, Orgasmatron, the outstretched grasping hand
My image is of agony, my servants rape the land
Obsequious and arrogant, clandestine and vain
Two thousand years of misery, of torture in my name
Hypocrisy made paramount, paranoia the law
My name is called religion, sadistic, sacred whore.

I twist the truth, I rule the world, my crown is called deceit
I am the emperor of lies, you grovel at my feet
I rob you and I slaughter you, your downfall is my gain
And still you play the sycophant and revel in you pain
And all my promises are lies, all my love is hate
I am the politician, and I decide your fate

I march before a martyred world, an army for the fight
I speak of great heroic days, of victory and might
I hold a banner drenched in blood, I urge you to be brave
I lead you to your destiny, I lead you to your grave
Your bones will build my palaces, your eyes will stud my crown
For I am Mars, the god of war, and I will cut you down

Orgasmatron

by Death Menace December 20, 2022

orgaspatron

Patriarch of orgasm giving.

That Ivan is one great orgaspatron!

by Ivan Celis December 13, 2007

Orgasmation

1. The act of working yourself to Orgasm

2. Some really cool word to use to impress people.

1. Leave me alone, I'm in the act of orgasmation.

2 Dude, I watched the discovery channel, and it was just so orgasmation you wouldn't believe it!

by Jin August 17, 2004

Orgasmatron

An Orgasmatron is a female who has a minimum of 8 squirting orgasms during sexual intercourse. Only one exists and has been heard shrieking off the coast of Wales itself. Many have documented it with recording devices as the Orgasmatron will.include with the 8 orgasms an almighty roar and a bellow that can be heard all the way across Wales itself. Very much like the yeti in that respect. A dirty sort not to messed with. Tread carefully.

Oi jock did your article on the 'Orgasmatron' make it into the national enquirer?

Oh my god I thought for a moment you were the 'Orgasmatron' the way you were shagging the shit out of me but you climaxed at only 5 babe.....
Phew.

by Taitai da fly guy February 16, 2024

orgasmatron

an evil person who masturbates all day and is a slave to nsfw videos

colby is such an orgasmatron

by thugmaster67 September 26, 2025