watch

1. an item a douchebag who knows the time owns.

2. faggots where watches in order to show that they have so much money, they can waste it on tacky ugly useless shit like shiny watches. They like to call attention to these watches by making a scene about having to "TAKE OFF MY 5000 WATCH BEFORE I PUT MY HAND CREAM ON!" so that they can later jerk off to old men shoving hot pink decorative dildos up each others ass holes.

bob - Hey dude lets jerk off together while we watch this hot porn we bought yesterday!

dan - yeah sure! FIRST let me take off my million dollar tacky ass watch so i dont get cum or hand cream on it!

bob - *mutters under breath* you watch-wearing shit head.

by jennaandgraceHOTTNESSS<3 January 25, 2010

cloud~watching

Looking at clouds & their movement; enjoying seeing the wonder of the sky.

When cloud~watching, it's ideal to lay down on a lawn chaise. The clouds move not only North, South, East & West but also waft upwards & downwards. It's a very enjoyable activity.

by Starchylde May 27, 2016

Watch Lost

Masturbate vigorously

"I must Watch Lost."

"Nothing better than an episode or two of Lost before bed!"

by cheesy454 January 7, 2022

binge watch

Consuming an entire TV series at once, rather than weekly.

I'm waiting to binge watch The Walking Dead at the end of the season.

by soggy November 19, 2013

pocket-watch

Nosing around in another person's financial none-of-your-damn business.

"... Why would you wanna pocket-watch me?" Marshawn Lynch asked.

Pocket-watch?

"Your eyes is on my pockets—you wanna know about my money situation," Lynch said.

by gfmack13 June 9, 2016

binge-watching

Watching a TV series in like a week with multiple seasons, and getting little to no sleep.

i am currently binge-watching all 10 seasons of Supernatural.
or
I binge watched 10 years of television in 2 weeks!

by Emo/SPN Trash af September 3, 2015

Fraud watch

The judicial process to determine whether a footballer/athlete had been constantly pish enough to be considered a fraud.

That Oli Mcburnie hasn't scored for Scotland yet, hes definitely on fraud watch.

by Hugh Tennent March 31, 2021