watch

1. an item a douchebag who knows the time owns.

2. faggots where watches in order to show that they have so much money, they can waste it on tacky ugly useless shit like shiny watches. They like to call attention to these watches by making a scene about having to "TAKE OFF MY 5000 WATCH BEFORE I PUT MY HAND CREAM ON!" so that they can later jerk off to old men shoving hot pink decorative dildos up each others ass holes.

bob - Hey dude lets jerk off together while we watch this hot porn we bought yesterday!

dan - yeah sure! FIRST let me take off my million dollar tacky ass watch so i dont get cum or hand cream on it!

bob - *mutters under breath* you watch-wearing shit head.

by jennaandgraceHOTTNESSS<3 January 25, 2010

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cloud~watching

Looking at clouds & their movement; enjoying seeing the wonder of the sky.

When cloud~watching, it's ideal to lay down on a lawn chaise. The clouds move not only North, South, East & West but also waft upwards & downwards. It's a very enjoyable activity.

by Starchylde May 26, 2016

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Watch Lost

Masturbate vigorously

"I must Watch Lost."

"Nothing better than an episode or two of Lost before bed!"

by cheesy454 January 7, 2022

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binge watch

Consuming an entire TV series at once, rather than weekly.

I'm waiting to binge watch The Walking Dead at the end of the season.

by soggy November 19, 2013

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pocket-watch

Nosing around in another person's financial none-of-your-damn business.

"... Why would you wanna pocket-watch me?" Marshawn Lynch asked.

Pocket-watch?

"Your eyes is on my pockets—you wanna know about my money situation," Lynch said.

by gfmack13 June 9, 2016

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