1 definition by jennaandgraceHOTTNESSS<3
1. an item a douchebag who knows the time owns.
2. faggots where watches in order to show that they have so much money, they can waste it on tacky ugly useless shit like shiny watches. They like to call attention to these watches by making a scene about having to "TAKE OFF MY 5000 WATCH BEFORE I PUT MY HAND CREAM ON!" so that they can later jerk off to old men shoving hot pink decorative dildos up each others ass holes.
2. faggots where watches in order to show that they have so much money, they can waste it on tacky ugly useless shit like shiny watches. They like to call attention to these watches by making a scene about having to "TAKE OFF MY 5000 WATCH BEFORE I PUT MY HAND CREAM ON!" so that they can later jerk off to old men shoving hot pink decorative dildos up each others ass holes.
bob - Hey dude lets jerk off together while we watch this hot porn we bought yesterday!
dan - yeah sure! FIRST let me take off my million dollar tacky ass watch so i dont get cum or hand cream on it!
bob - *mutters under breath* you watch-wearing shit head.
dan - yeah sure! FIRST let me take off my million dollar tacky ass watch so i dont get cum or hand cream on it!
bob - *mutters under breath* you watch-wearing shit head.
by jennaandgraceHOTTNESSS<3 January 25, 2010