That’s on me

Phrase to take blame for something you fucked up in a situation where it could not possibly be anyone else’s fault.

Friend: bro, why did you just throw my Xbox out the window? we are on the 5th floor.

You: oh. that’s on me

Girlfriend: you’re telling me you had a threesome with two other bitches, neither of whom are me.

Boyfriend: yeah, that’s on me, but i love you.

by Gooch cobbler October 20, 2020

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On me

A honest promise

On me I never sucked dick before.

by 803 Problems June 20, 2018

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be me

A way of saying "I am". Often seen on 4chan.org.

Be me, 19, m, straight. Just another sausage on the internet.

by itiswhatever April 24, 2015

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This is me

Used on the train (usually subway, metro, etc.) - when the train starts to pull off at your destination station, this is probably what you say to someone you're talking to to tell it "this is where I get off."

A: So are you just visiting New York or you work...
B: I'm sorry, but... this is me. I gotta go, nice meeting you, though.
A: Well, okay. Hope to see you again soon.
B: Ditto.

by VagaccidentOnMyMasturbacation March 04, 2015

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