gary o'neill

Professional chicken factory worker who was born and raised in England, but celebrates being Irish one day every year. Has extremely large fingers which so I'm told more than make up for his tiny manhood. Also helps him to spin the decks, even though everyone knows that he isn't a real DJ. Not all there.

Look at him over there, he's a proper Gary O'Neill man.

by On the river Nile. August 3, 2017

Jeff O’Neill

The act of snorting 2 8balls of coke out of the butthole of another man while stroking your cock at the same time

Dude my slow and remedial friend performed a Jeff O’Neill on this tranny Theresa

by Jeffeyrydell May 4, 2019

Noah O’Neill

This rare specimen is a perfect being and has absolutely no flaws in any way. This handsome creature can do amazing things on games and cannot lose in any game.
This being also would never write its own definition as it would be too dishonourable.

“U look like a Noah O’Neill”
*ascends into another reality*

by MasterNoBrain September 11, 2022

matthew o'neill

a man that causes uncontrollable sexual desire in attractive girls

attractive girl) damn i want matthew o'neill now

by yibuddy November 24, 2011

Harrison O'Neill

Harrison is a jerk who doesn't know how to get a girl. Harry is SOOOOOO annoying.

hi Harrison O'Neill, it's Priya
i'm doing this to annoy you
you're welcome...

by Princess of Burns September 2, 2019

Terry O'Neill

A bad-ass old man who fucks young girls while wearing a fedora and one black leather glove. At the end of hours of passionate copulation, he lights an expensive cigar, downs a bottle of jose cuervo, changes your name and is never seen again.

Uni: "Did you hear about Derek's hot sister?"
Jon: " Yeah, apparently she met a Terry O'Neill at a bar last night and is now joining a convent."

by Thegarageband August 3, 2009

gregory o'neill

fatass. fattest person alive

1600 ton man is a great example of gregory o'neill

by cussers44 January 29, 2014