nut slap

To rub your nuts with your hand and slap somebody. If done to a fucktard the correct term is fucktarded.

Slap!...u have just been fucktarded

by Skyler Deer Bitch! August 13, 2004

Nunslap

A certain form of painful slap relative to the pain and form a nun would induce on a child in school. Usually a very forceful slap to the face, hand, back, arm etc. etc.

Haha! Dude you just got friggen nunslapped by that chick over there!

by mohawkham May 31, 2010

nutscaping

Photographing your balls in front of fabulous backdrops.

I can't show my mother our photos from the Rocky Mountains because Larry was nutscaping.

by ritajane73 January 4, 2016

Nut slap

Exclaimed when frustrated or annoyed, like 'ball ache'.

A friend drops their drink...you say - 'ooo nut slap'

by The Mental Masher February 22, 2011

nutscaping

taking photos of your balls in front of beautiful landscapes. a new genre of photography that attempts to rediscover the beauty of hairy balls by merging them on breathtaking scenes as another astronomic body (moon, sun, etc.).

look at that sunset, let's take down your pants and so some nutscaping!

by savorido December 29, 2015

Nut slap

time when two males are fucking a female and their nut sacks collide

"Dude, me and Al were totally about to Eifel Tower Shawna when we nut slapped and lost all sexual desire."

by pimp-pimpedy-pimp-pimp December 7, 2003

Nut-slap

The act of oral/doggy style sex, while the nuts engage in slapping the under-chin or clitoris of the female party.

The doctor said I can't get laid for three weeks because I nut-slapped my girlfriend so hard, her clit turned black and blue.

by Doodie187 October 1, 2014