nonce

peedofile, stupid person or someone who's pissing you off
hey Angus you nonce.
by bad man d-dog March 16, 2009
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A common English (mainly Yorkshire) insult similar to twat, dickhead and wanker
Samuel is a rate nonce
by OCS LIVO October 11, 2016
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This word, in its offensive slang forms, is probably derived from "nonsense".

Convicted child sex offenders are often considered to be the lowest of the low (i.e. the most "nonsense" people in society), and this, rather than the NONCE acronym, may be the main reason why this word became associated with paedophiles.

Calling someone "nonce" normally means one of three things:

1) UK prison slang for a paedophile.

2) A general insult, usually as an extension of 1) or 3).

3) A nonsensical person, or person behaving in a nonsensical manner, generally equivalent to stupid or idiot.
1) "Gary Glitter's a nonce!"
"Protect your kids from those nonces."

2) "You've been behaving like a twat all night! Piss off you annoying nonce!"

3) "He wasn't talking any sense- he was being a complete nonce!"
"Well, he's certainly nonced that up."
by fwe22 May 05, 2006
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A person who likes children in a sexual way.
You are a fucking nonce for raping a 5 year old through his arsehole.
by Char SIo Bao November 03, 2022
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1.british slang for a pedophile.
2. used as an expression word to demonstrate annoyance or anger.
1.that tom guy is a nonce
2. YOU NONCE. sorry for doing that.
by smashabaddie2019 May 18, 2021
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1)another word for pedophile
2) a common British insult
1) that guy was looking at me for a good 20mins what a nonce
2) your such nonce!!
by gayslag February 24, 2020
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ur a nonce bruv
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