Noidinator

A woman who loves Teignmouth intensely and hates all other local towns, overlooking the shitness of her locale (mainly because she spends most of her time in a hedge staring at tiny lumps of animal/vegetable matter)

Check out that Noidinator lurking in that hedge, thinking of an excuse to not get up before noon and avoid the pub in Newton Abbot.

by Torbaydos July 27, 2022

Niggainator

A device used to turn regular average folk into monkies.

"Ahh! Perry the platypus. How unexpected of you, and by unexpected I mean completely expected. Now behold! My niggainator! With this device I will strike every citizen in the tri-state area to turn them black! This will cause the entire city's streets to be flooded with gang wars and high drug usage. Then I will slowly come from the shadows and take my brother Rodger's position as governor and finally rule over the tri-state area! pretty cool, right?!"

by Spade's shovel March 8, 2024