nobber

someone that has just done something really stupid

Rob smashed another vase....he is such a nobber

by Roofromboundarymill January 19, 2004

Norberto

Bad ass motha and the best one night stand ever... that can become weeks!

you and me tonight.. only cute girls. ps Norberto

by Eazone February 15, 2010

noobermelon

Pretty much the biggest noob of all time. The fact that the person must be compared to a melon, the noobiest of all fruits, only emphasizes the fact that this person embodies all that is noob.

Kendra Barnes is the worlds biggest noobermelon

by JamCutz January 7, 2008

Gummy Norbert

When a woman of the older variety removes her false teeth and performs 10 - 15 minutes of oral sex on a man.

Seriously? You got noshed off by an old woman?" "Yeah man, I love Gummy Norberts"

by Professor Lazerus August 9, 2010

One-eyed nobber

A one-eyed nobber is someone who is a complete doofus and has usually done something stupid.

As if you just walked into that wall you one-eyed nobber!

by Soapster321 June 6, 2021

n00ber

Alternate pronunciation of n00b, most often used by people who like rhymes.

"I lost because my allies were über n00bers."

by Overlord Zurg March 15, 2004

Norbert

The most Beautiful and cutest person alive.

OMG there is Norbert,the Badass and Pro .

by DerGerät January 6, 2017