ninja turtles

The most fucked up cartoon in the world!

Think the writers smoked a ton of weed while creating it.
Sick crackheads!

How Ninja Turtles was made:

Writer1: Dude! lets make a cartoon about some ninjas!

Writer2: Omg yeah! I'm thinking animals man! like tigers or something!

Writer1: Nooo dude! turtles! mutated psycho turtles!

Writer2: That's sick! What should we name them? Shogun?

Writer1: Hell no. Lets name them after som freaking italian painting men!

Writer2: Oh kk. Do they live in Italy?

Writer1: NO! Italy is FAIL! They live in the sewer... with their mutated rat sensei! And they call eachother Dude all the time!

Writer2: Duuuude! hand me another spliff...

by Maxel J April 04, 2008

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ninja turtles

The ninja turtles lived in the sewers, therefore they MUST smell like absolute SHIT. So when you pick up a stench that is so bad you can't think of anything worse it must be that the ninja turtles are at your house.

Ashton: "Keisha what the fuck is that smell?"

Keisha: "Fucking Ninja Turtles!"

Ashton: "RIGHT RIGHT"

by Ashton McCune April 09, 2006

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The Ninja Turtle

A sexual act where one person bends there index and ring fingers. Then proceeds to pleasure their women.

I can this one the Ninja Turtle.

by MonmouthConglomerate October 05, 2009

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Ninja Turtle Piss

Mixed drink that looks like Ninja Turtle Piss...

Recipe
-1 Water Melon Four Loko
-4 Tilts 3 Green(Flavor:Lime) 1 Purple(Flavor:Purple)
-3 Roaring Lion Energy Drinks
-2 Shots of Cheap Vodka
-2 Shots of Cheap Whiskey
-2 Shots of Cheap Gin
-2 Shots of Cheap Rum
-5 Craisens
-1 Scoop of Jack3d pre-workout
-What ever else your drunk ass wants

What is that green shit...? It's Ninja Turtle Piss BITCHHH

Created at DePaul University

by DePaul University September 11, 2011

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Reverse Ninja Turtle

A sex move. To wit: You get down on your back, and you spin around. Then you take your "bow staff" and you stick it in the other guy's asshole.

And then you eat pizza.

Things were getting kind of stale between Nick and Aaron, so Aaron decided to break out the Reverse Ninja Turtle and it was like it was the first time again.

by Chip Z'hoyy April 15, 2013

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