Noonies

A charming and rather twee word to describe testicles.

He said my thighs were fat ..................so I kicked him in the noonies.

by CazDee September 18, 2006

Noonies

Noonies are when you got to the pub in the afternoon for "just one drink" and by the time you leave its pitch black outside (not that you're in a fit state to see any way after actually having about 10 drinks)

It normally happens on a friday after finishing work early.

Noonies are NEVER planned.

"Oi Oi Dave wanna go down the pub for a quick pint“
" yeah sure mate as long as we dont end up having noonies like last time"

by dylbertl December 26, 2018

ngoneh

the best person ever. she is so sweet and very smart, and she is also very silly overall just best girl really

Your girlfriend Ngoneh is so cool!

by i love chisato a normal amount August 8, 2022

Nonie

(pronounced no-knee)

A word often used by women speaking to other when when referring to their vaginas in casual conversation.

Sarah: "What are you doing home? I thought you were going to see your squeeze tonight?"
Breezy: "I still am, but I had to come get my nonie fresh before I head over, dude. No one likes day-old sub-par lady bits." :p

by travelingwanderlusthoboskank January 6, 2018

noonie

a pacifier; a rubber, plastic, or silicone nipple given to an infant or other young child to suck upon.

Give a noonie to a crying baby and it will pacify them from both crying and hunger.

by Mooodeee November 14, 2009

Noonies

Black womans boobs

cracker: i love ur noonies

black woman: i kno their beautiful

by noonies<3 September 19, 2010

Noonie

A typical white frat boy , someone who is into bing drinking , pukka shells, abercrombie and fitch , nickleback , and date rape . Derivative of Fonzanoon. Someone basically who is very cocky and has nothing to back it up with , And who is also very loud and obnoxious

" man did you notice Linda's boyfriend is a real Noonie"

by Blackie Gleason November 8, 2011