Someone who only likes whatever music NME say they should and changes their views when NME change theirs
Person 1: Pete Doherty is good. True story, look! *points to nme article.
Person 2: Pfft, youre such an NMEtard
Person 2: Pfft, youre such an NMEtard
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2. You must find one or two skanks
3. You must find an eye patch
4. You must get the skanks into your room after letting them enjoy a large amount of 151.
5. You then must put on the eye patch, and fuck the skanks with any object that might resemble a dildo.
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1. You must be in a hotel
2. You must find one or two skanks
3. You must find an eye patch
4. You must get the skanks into your room after letting them enjoy a large amount of 151.
5. You then must put on the eye patch, and fuck the skanks with any object that might resemble a dildo.
6. You must have a friend name Roosevelt, who only smashes quasimodos
7. You must wake up the next morning and be scared that you have herpes
Brian- "Hey Sean, do you know where Matt is?"
Sean- "Yeah man, he is upstairs hitting on some skanks"
Brian- "Ohh shit! I saw an eye patch in his back pocket, I bet that man is about to pull a Netardus!"
Sean- "Yeah, but where is Roosevelt?"
Brain- "He is downstairs searching for a fat quasi to smash ASAP"
Sean- "Yeah man, he is upstairs hitting on some skanks"
Brian- "Ohh shit! I saw an eye patch in his back pocket, I bet that man is about to pull a Netardus!"
Sean- "Yeah, but where is Roosevelt?"
Brain- "He is downstairs searching for a fat quasi to smash ASAP"
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