navel-gazer

one who is extraordinarily self-absorbed with him or herself on any given issue; excessive introspection and reflection when action is more necessary. (v) navel gazing.

Bill is a ha ha ha ha (laughter) hahahahahaha (more laughter) hee-hee-hee (coughing) hee-hee-hee (more coughing) hee-hee (laughter) Navel-Gazer.

If Mr. Bill wasn't such a Navel-Gazer, he might actually take some bad advice.

navel-gazer by Bob Doughnuts March 19, 2008

navel gazer 

a very offensive term for a megalomaniacal, arrogant, chutzpan, self centered, navel gazing individual who has few or no friends in society.

Dudley Dursley from the Harry Potter series would probably be the the perfect epitome of a navel gazer

navel gazer by Uncle Dimma October 4, 2013

Navel Label

A tattoo, above, below or around your navel. Like a Vag Badge but higher up and kind of related to a tramp stamp.

Damn, you are rocking that navel label and the belly ring just sets it off.

Navel Label by Violetly N October 15, 2012

Navel Rape 

The process of inserting the end of a finger, generally the index finger, into another person's navel and wriggling it about.

Wendy squealed as Bob Navel Raped her, giving a ticklish sensation to her belly with the wriggling finger.

Navel Rape by MaliceBliss November 7, 2003

Navel Butt 

Instead of a butthole you have a belly button in its place

Wow that’s one navely butt. I wish I could have one of those pretty navel butts

Navel Butt by charcharbinxleboo May 15, 2018

Navel-Gazing 

A slang term describing the act of taking a long period to think about one's thoughts & feelings, or focus on one specific topic.

Essentially, thinking really deeply and seriously about something, including yourself or others.

Shaun was so busy navel-gazing about the meaning of life that he didn't notice that the bus passed his stop.

Navel-Gazing by BlueCaptain August 19, 2013

Navel Rape 

A pleasurable experience that is akin to fluffing.

As he was Navel Raped, Bob felt all his naughty bits tingle with pleasure.

Navel Rape by Kao February 20, 2004