Team Munted

Team Munted- Is a group of bad ass individuals who generally fucks shit up. If you are apart of Team Munted you are probably a wakeboarder and bang numerous sluts. To become a member you have to go thru a series of getting Munted in general

Oh my gosh, Did he eat that chick out for an hour in the back of my truck and not get laid?

Yeah that's why he is part of Team Munted.

Why does he have alcohol poisening?

He just won his first wakeboard pro tour stop and got fucked up with team munted.

by The Munted Cowboy July 19, 2012

Munted Cunt

Generally an ugly person but when it goes to the extent where you fear to see the person we call them munted this can also include being short/ugly and also other fucked up features about a person such as a fucked voice and massive ego for ones munted nature.

Did you see that guy at the bar hitting on Lindsey, yeah mate thats Fizz he is such a munted cunt.

by RØcky November 18, 2011

muntanga

Short for "mukhang tanga" in tagalog
You say it to someone looking dumb/ridiculous for doing or saying something especially when they do it just for attention

*a 30-year old man doing a tiktok challenge*
*Harry Roque dancing on tiktok*
Me: muntanga amp

by CyanicalF May 7, 2021

muntaz

A very loyal,smart,funny friend who will brighten up your day she serves looks and personality on point and is perfect in every aspect

You must be a muntaz cuz ur material gworl

by Cradlecup224 November 30, 2021

The Munter Mash

1. A group of particularly ugly women. 2. A collection of unattractive females often seen together, or working together for a common goal. See Muntville Mafia, Minger Zoo and Club Munterville. Inspired by the popular song 'Monster Mash' by Pickett and Capizzi.

I was working in the lab late one night, when my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For the munters, from their slabs, began to rise. And suddenly to my surprise, they did the mash. They did The Munter Mash.

by Imagine Sys March 13, 2008

muntle

the area between a girl's anus and vagina; the feminine form of "grundle"

check out that chick's muntle
this bitch had the grossest muntle ever

by faceman 8vD May 3, 2009

munted

To have intoxicated yourself with alcohol and/or chemicals to such point where respectable levels of social and/or physical functioning become problematic; where you are also (quite possibly) chewing a lot.
In short, a state of complete and utter trashedness!

'Bert was so munted he couldn barely string a sentance together, and was chewing his face off like a gurning twat'

by anon May 22, 2004