Elongated Muskrat

Elon Musk's totally real fullname

Person 1: Yo bro, what's Elon Musk's full name?

Person 2: Elongated Muskrat, I thought you knew that
Dr Kloss: Mr Muskrat- I mean Mr Musk sorry, hehe

by Sayori hangs herself dudes December 15, 2022

Elongated Muskrat

The world's richest autistic retard who loves the letter X way too much.

Person 1: Have you heard of Twitter?
Person 2: Nope, only 𝕏.
Person 1: Don't call it that! You're pleasing the Elongated Muskrat!

by KoopaTrooper5011 August 2, 2023

monkrat

A half breed cross between a Monkey and a Chipmonk. Often used to refer to Craig Stringer of Derby, England who's is the bastard offsring of his mum - who appears to be a chipmonk and his Dad who appears to be a rat.

Craig, you fucking Monkrat!

by Bertie July 18, 2003

muskrat

a code word used to stop a conversation when something needs to be covered up because it is embarrassing,private, or about a person who just walked in on the conversation.

Person 1- Man that Matt Kid is a fa...
Person 2- Muskrat,muskrat.
Matt- Hi guys!

by Terr Ahlander May 11, 2008

muskrat butt

When you've got swamp ass so bad your ass cheeks squeak like a muskrat.

Daniel, it sounds like crickets in here.

Nah bro, that's my muskrat butt.

by HCJV December 15, 2017

Muskratted

when you put every foreseeable step into a plan to ensure success, when suddenly out of no where, an unforeseen issues arises totally ruining the plan.

Ricky got muskratted when only one foreman on site had permit training, and the laid off the foreman that morning.

by Rickybobby1 February 27, 2019

muskrat

the patch of hair that sometimes grows at the top of the ass crack. Usually becomes visible when the person bends over.

When Steve bent over at work I could see that his muskrat was very bushy.

by ruggala December 24, 2004