Munge

Similar to minge, but used in the Southern Parts of Victoria Australia it's used as an insult to someone for doing something stupid.

"Angus, you f***ing munge!"

by sickladc**t November 7, 2012

Munge

A Northern British Slang for the Beef Curtains. It’s also slang for gonorrhoea

Yeah I fucked Becky’s munge because she’s reeces mum but then I got munge );

by R0_gUE September 7, 2018

munge

A lentil and vegatable like green thick looking soup with lumps in.

I would like to eat Some more munge please

by simmykins February 14, 2012

Munge

To fondle, especially breasts.

"How far did you get with her last night?" "I gave her tits a good old munge but when I tried to stick my hand up her skirt she slapped me"

by stefb March 12, 2009

Munge

a) office subordinate; b) chief deputy in charge of organizing worker safety initiatives; c) fishbowl occupant; d) the person you want to have on your right when playing cards; e) a word that's fun to say in the place of anything

Where's Munge?

Just shut up, you had me at Munge.

We need to stop, I think I have a Munge in my shoe.

Would you like Munge with that?

I can't believe they asked me if I want Munge. Of course I want some fucking Munge!

by MicahtheDangerous October 14, 2010

munge

A collective noun for something so disgusting you're not even sure what it is. Such as that thing you saw on the pavement the other day, or the thing you had to scrape of your shoe in year 4. It could even be a taste, smell or sound.

Also acceptable as an alternate word for minge.

Look at that munge on the road!

by Smitsy5 May 20, 2013

Munge

A smell so utterly vile that it can be tasted.

Jez's feet really munge

by Dr Clark March 30, 2005