Muffslice

An awesome insult used to describe an idiot/prick/bawbag/arsehole, basically anybody you don't like. Can be used in any situation.

Don't be such a muffslice!
What a muffslice he is!
Your mum is a muffslice!

by big gav teh tank January 15, 2009

Muffasa

A tattoo of Mufasa near a chick's muff to make her pubic hair resemble The lion king's mane.

Babe "So I was thinking about becoming a tattoo artist"
Dude "Oh thats sounds cool!"
Babe "..you DO know that means I'll be getting covered in tats right?"
Dude "as long as I'm not going to be going down on Muffasa's mane then it's alright"

by Alymae April 28, 2013

MUFFSTACHE

The act of finger fucking a vagina, then wiping the still moist finger(s) on a persons upper lip.

"Hey Boobie, I just finger banged Nichole in the kitchen, then gave Munday a stinky muffstache"

by LUGNUT23 May 17, 2008

milf muffstache

The residue left on one's upper lip after orally pleasuring a milf.

Man! I made Hector's mom so wet, after I was done I had a milf muffstache

by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2005

Muffsquatch

When a woman goes with out shaving so long you'd swear sasquatch lived on her lap.

Man 1- "Yo dude I went to go down on Annie but she had a total Muffsquatch so I got the hell outa dodge."

Man 2- "Ha, gross."

by sweenz May 7, 2011

muffy puffs

Muffy Puffs-A group of chicks playing trivia at the local pub with swollen vaginas.

Look at that table of muffy puffs.They look hot.

by Phatwags K October 29, 2017

Slutty Muffy

The act of coaxing a rich, stuck-up chick to sleep with you by misrepresenting your own personal wealth and only revealing your true affluence as you ejaculate onto her face or bosom.

An optional, yet not essential, follow-up is to conceal a stack of Monopoly money in your pants and to heave it upon the female post-ejaculation with the intention of having the bills stick to her body (the ejaculate should serve as a viable adhesive).

Yo homey, you rememba that country club having ass bitch from da club last night? Yee, she thought I had mad scrilla. But den i busted her up wit a nut and a handful a rainbow bills. Bitch got a Slutty Muffy.

by MaxMatty July 8, 2011