muffler

(1) Girlfriend / fiancee / wife.

(2) When a woman stuffs her muff in her man's face.

Sarah gave Jeff a muffler, muffling his car talk.

by Sara Lee January 8, 2007

muffler

Thingy you put up the end of on an car so the exaust gas wil sound nice

w00t ! Look at that muffler ! Its so fecking big ! Its almost like teh rocket pipe in Need for speed udnerground

by Michal December 17, 2003

muffler

one who joins in the act of muffling, or the stimulation of the females vagina using ones tonge, also called a carpet muncher

gee sally, what a muffler tom is, i could here you all the way down the hall! (sally glows)

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

muffler

That's me

I am the Carpet-Muncher

by Carpet-Muncher February 12, 2004

Muffler

A failed attempt at cunnilingus as evidenced by your girlfriends' stoic and silent body language/expressions

Yo bro it was pretty quiet in there last night, what were you doing giving her a muffler?

by Ridiculon May 30, 2009

Muffler

Term assigned to a young, awkward male who is known by the women of his social circle to be over-eager when delivering oral sex. Derived from the noise he makes when slopily conducting his business.

Beth: "How'd things turn out with Earl last night?"
Yvonne: "I'd rather not discuss it. Let's just say he had his muffler cruising and leave it at that."

by Rickland Floydd February 12, 2009

muffler

a fiddling, curious little boy.

Short is a stumpy kiddy muffler

by untitled April 29, 2003