Meat munch

To waste time talking about useless information; shooting the shit with you bros

We meat munched for an hour an a half on TikTok

by JimboMcLovin April 5, 2019

Filthy Munchausen

This one's for the ladies!

Hide a bottle, dildo, or other phallic object in the sheets of your bed. Then initiate sexytime with your man. You'Lloyd need to ride his dick in reverse cowgirl position. Then, right as he'said about to bust his nut, tell him not to pull out, and that you'll "Casey Anthony" the kid after it's out! When he starts to say "What the fuck???", rapidly shove your hidden phallus up his ass an pull it out like you'really starting a chainsaw! Hilarity ensues!

My girl gave me the Filthy Munchausen last week... I haven't had a proper shit in days.

by Mjolnir12982 September 23, 2016

Turd munchies

When you drop a massive turd and feel hungry afterwards.

Tim ate all of the pizza because he had the turd munchies after dropping a huge deuce.

by Lord Fartington master of shit December 21, 2014

Little Munchie

A crazy, procrastinating little bastard that loves weed, acid, and shrooms.

"Damn it Little Munchie! Why didn't you save any weed for me?"

by PCBPCBPCB May 5, 2009

Merfle Munchies!

A website containing artwork of baby dragons designed to look like stylized desserts, they are usually called "Dessert dragon whelps".

baby food dessert whelp dragon Merfle Munchies! merfle munchie merfle

by Sixthleafclover December 15, 2010

Durry Muncher

DURRY MUCHER – Someone who smokes a lot of cigarettes (durries)

Matt is such a durry muncher all I ever see him doing is munching on durries.

By Abbey

by Mr_Fitz February 20, 2018

carpet munchies

A heightened desire to perform cunnilingus following inhalation or ingestion of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, the psychoactive compound in cannabis sativa.

Colloquially: really wanting to "eat pussy" after smoking marijuana.

Man, I was watching a movie with my girl the other night and after my second or third bong rip I really got the carpet munchies... dog I went down on her for like an hour!

by DJ Silky Nick November 2, 2011