Motel Monarch

A loser that lives in a flea bag Motel but is a master at all things

Example 1:
Two guys talking: Remember the moon landing in 1969?

Motel Monarch: That's nothing I've walked on the surface of the sun with like 50 hot chicks last year

Two guys to passing Motel Manager: Who the hell was that?

Manager: Oh that's our Motel Monarch, he claims to be the greatest guy that ever walked the earth but lives here on government assistance.

Example 2:

Girl at Motel: to friend: Quick get inside the Motel Monarch is heading this way. I don't want to hear about his 4 foot penis again or how he can hit a golf ball over 385 yards.

by Catman - 63 July 12, 2017

Post Mortem Distress Birthing

Let me guess. You saw this on a reddit post and decided to check if it was real. Its not lol

Person 1: my mother got Post Mortem Distress Birthing
Person 2: that doesnt exist u fucking idiot

by RealXp March 26, 2022

Motel Hot

A girl who would only be considered attractive when compared to the women and/or prostitutes hanging around sleazy motels. Implies the girl is sexually promiscious; however any male would have to be desperate or drunk before approaching the girl.

There was no talent at the club tonight, the hotest girls were only motel hot.

by ZJweb May 9, 2009

Mortenism

When a Norwegian male by the name of Morten displays his acclimation to American culture by using words such as "wat?", rapping in a Norwegian accent, uses phrases such as "that's what your mom said", and flirts with American girls, even though he finds Norwegian women superior.

Ms. Perfect: I think that's hot.

Morten: That's what your mom said (heavy on the Norwegian accent, throwing a paper airplane at me)

Ms. Perfect: Stop with your Mortenisms.

by toripanda77 June 2, 2009

motel slut

A person who lives in a motel to avoid paying utility bills, avoid child support payment and hides from the police for criminal charges against them.

Have you seen that couple who was going through that nasty divorce lately?
Why do you ask?
You didn't hear?She filed for child support and is now stuck with paying all the utility bills, credit cards, etc. He just seemed to disappear.

Oh that couple lol!Yeah he is staying at the super 8 down the street. He's also wanted for theft.He was having an affair and is now in hiding.

What a motel slut!

by Missa Anne January 25, 2018

Motetheus

A demi-god like woman who is worshiped by an extinct tribe off the coast of Papua New Guinea.
She takes the form of a girl from time to time, and the word can be used to describe any god-like female, though very few are deserving of the title. There are some who believe that the world has only one such female at time.

Guy 1: Man, she's a dime piece.
Guy 2: She must be the Motetheus, or something. No way a normal person could be that awesome.

by Dr. Master Pseudonym Man October 19, 2013

post-mortem delivery

The process of delivering a baby after a mother has died.

In the part where Jon fucked up hiding the body, he heard on the news about a lady being performed on as a post-mortem delivery. He only caught the 7 syllables as he is currently emotionally, mentally and physicall scarred. The one and only thought he could produce was to ship the body somewhere else, this is where the mistakes were made, oh silly little Jon.

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016