mouche-rocket

1. (noun): An asshole, an offensive term pertaining to someone you would like to send off on a rocket.

2. (noun): Usually a man, a man-douche.
1.
Premise: The men upstairs are disrupting my sleep.
Premise: Any man who disrupts my sleep is a mouche-rocket.
Conclusion: The men upstairs are mouche-rockets.

2.
Ross, Nate, or *Akhtar.

*The grand pooh-ba of mouche-rockets, a logic teacher.
by Pratt the Cat September 18, 2008
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too mouch

THAT IS TOO MOUCH POWER! I MUST DESTROY IT
by 2m0uchp0w3r January 4, 2017
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Mouch potato

Someone that never gets thier ass up from a computer and couch.
Ariella, get a fucking job you mouch potato.
by russianfuck September 26, 2008
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Enculer des mouches

(Canadian French expression)

Literally « to have anal sex with flies » - Used to the express exasperation towards someone who concentrate over small and irrelevant details. ( Similar to Danish expression flyfucking )
- Attends! J’hésite en bleu lavande et bleu royal pour la couleur des serviettes de la salle d’eau.
- Arrête d’enculer des mouches, on est ici pour négocier l’achat de la maison.
by CastorCYHU October 10, 2020
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Mouch

Mouch is a caring, kind funny man who you can find in Chicago fire or Chicago pd. He is married to Trudy platt on NBC Chicago pd.
They’re such a cute couple!
The nick name ‘Mouch’ came from ‘man’ and ‘couch’ mixed together.
Mouch: *sits down on “his couch”*
* bell goes *
Mouch: “ Ahh I just sat down! “
by Hsheisbejsge March 5, 2022
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Mouch

A man's pouch for storing your favorite golf ball markers and divot tools
Even a retired U.S. Marine used a Mouch to store his favorite golf ball markets.
by MasterGuns March 12, 2024
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Mouched

to be fooled, bamboozled or perplexed is to be Mouched.

new terminology, courtesy of jinxed, "Don't get Mouched"
You really thought he was Astronaut? You may have just got Mouched.
by Pecham69 May 30, 2022
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