moon landing
moon landing by sleepypie February 27, 2023
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Moon Landing
A sexual endeavour between two people, a Moon Landing occurs when one person is on their hands and knees, whilst another gets behind them; normally a position know as doggy or doggy style.
Before the person at the rear enters the person on there hands and knees, they spread talcum powder (or similar dry powdery product) over the bum cheeks and bum hole of the person on all fours.
As the person at the rear is preparing to "land" (enter the other anally with a penis or strap on toy or whatever they both should wish) they say in a walkie talkie voice "*walkie talkie break* landing in T minus 10 seconds!". They then start counting down from 10 (still in walkie talkie voice if they should choose) slowly thrusting their hips forward at a pace which would allow them to "land" at the count of zero.
As the person counting gets to 2, the person on all fours pushes a fart out, ideally sending the dry powder into the air simulating the moment at which the capsule landed during the official moon landing and the small thrusters sent moon dust flying.
At the point at which the rear person enters the person on all fours, the person on all fours may wish to proclaim "this is one small step for man" to which the person at the rear should respond "one giant leap for man kind"
Before the person at the rear enters the person on there hands and knees, they spread talcum powder (or similar dry powdery product) over the bum cheeks and bum hole of the person on all fours.
As the person at the rear is preparing to "land" (enter the other anally with a penis or strap on toy or whatever they both should wish) they say in a walkie talkie voice "*walkie talkie break* landing in T minus 10 seconds!". They then start counting down from 10 (still in walkie talkie voice if they should choose) slowly thrusting their hips forward at a pace which would allow them to "land" at the count of zero.
As the person counting gets to 2, the person on all fours pushes a fart out, ideally sending the dry powder into the air simulating the moment at which the capsule landed during the official moon landing and the small thrusters sent moon dust flying.
At the point at which the rear person enters the person on all fours, the person on all fours may wish to proclaim "this is one small step for man" to which the person at the rear should respond "one giant leap for man kind"
Moon Landing by J.Clemintine February 6, 2025
Moon landing
When one of two people, not interacting in sex, pulls down their pants and sits on the other person's face. Then the person sitting on the other persons face needs to fart so they proceed to scream, " HOUSTON. WE HAVE A PROBLEM." and then they further proceed to fart, or possibly shit on the other person's face.
me(thinking): wow I really need to fart
*pulls down pants and sits on best friends face*
me: " WOAHHHHH. HOUSTON. HELP. WE HAVE A FAT FATTTTTT ISSUE. "
*lowkey shits all over my best friends face*
me: "sorry for the moon landing kiddo."
*pulls down pants and sits on best friends face*
me: " WOAHHHHH. HOUSTON. HELP. WE HAVE A FAT FATTTTTT ISSUE. "
*lowkey shits all over my best friends face*
me: "sorry for the moon landing kiddo."
Moon landing by Charlie kirky December 31, 2025
Moon Landing Tourism
The holy grail of lunar travel: actually setting foot on the Moon’s surface. While still purely speculative for private citizens, several companies have announced plans for moon landing tourism packages, including stays in pressurized rovers or inflatable habitats. The experience would include walking in one‑sixth gravity, collecting samples, and looking up at Earth from another world. The cost would be astronomical, and the risks high, but for the ultra‑wealthy adventure seeker, moon landing tourism represents the ultimate status symbol—the only thing rarer than a billionaire is a billionaire who has walked on the Moon.
Example: “The brochure promised moon landing tourism by 2030: a week on the surface, Earthrise every morning, and a certificate signed by the mission commander. Price: one private island.”
Moon Landing Tourism by Dumu The Void April 11, 2026
Koopa-Backdash-Wave-Slide-Hover-Walk-Moon-Landing
In Super Smash Bros. Melee, characters who's walk-acceleration is lower than their traction value after wavelanding backwards can buffer a slight walk forwards to decrease the momentum lost. The walk input must be at its lowest value to perfectly execute the tech. (rough translation of inputs) Characters with low traction (Luigi) benefit worse than those with higher traction values in Melee. (i.e Gannondorf can benefit from the Koopa Backdash Wave Slide Hover Walk Moon Landing more than Luigi in terms of distance)
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The Koopa-Backdash-Wave-Slide-Hover-Walk-Moon-Landing can make virtually anyone feel like they are playing on ice.
Koopa-Backdash-Wave-Slide-Hover-Walk-Moon-Landing by Do_mmar September 11, 2020
Accidental Moon Landing
The act of touching your bare Ass with another persons bare ass, typically while in the shower or locker room.
Accidental Moon Landing by CptThunder thighs August 16, 2017
Dirty Moon Landing
The act of pressing your ass up against another persons ass and then letting out a juicy fart, thereby causing the fartee to whinge in disgust.
She was moaning on her hands and knees, cheeks spread with impatient anticipation of shelthing the throbbing red rod of pleasure when all of a sudden she felt a dank boggy stench roll up her back and tickle her nose as he came in for a Dirty Moon Landing.
Dirty Moon Landing by The_Manbeast June 6, 2017