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Hatta Matta Moochie

A phrase often screamed by natives before attacking unsuspecting explorers. A freakish battle cry before launching oneself out of a tree onto an enemy. Some crazy ass angry ,babbling, shout of men in loincloths.
"That crazy ass native shrieked Hatta Matta Moochie when he tried to stab my ass!" cried Kermit the Fourth of Anusville.
by Sweet Mootat June 12, 2014
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Moopher

A Godlike figure that is better then everyone else at everything.
Also are quite good looking.
Man Tom is good at skateboarding! he is such a Moopher!
by gungy October 5, 2016
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Möötcher

My wife needed a hysterectomy so I took her to the mööt doctor to get butchered.
My wife needed a hysterectomy so I took her to the mööt doctor to get butchered. She was Möötchered.
by Tile kurner December 19, 2020
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Moocherist

A Moocherist is a person that takes advantage of social programs that include Welfare, EBT, Free Medical. College Grants, and other programs designed to help the poor. A Moocherist may have made a poor life decisions at some point in their life which opened their eyes to the vast amount of social programs the United States has to offer. Having found a free money tree in social programs they continue to manipulate the system and turn their temporary time of need into a lifelong career. Moocherist are not needy. They are easy to spot at your local supermarket. They usually wear designer clothing, carry fancy handbags, and have the newest and most expensive smartphones. After watching them use their EBT cards at the check out counter, you will find them loading their $500 worth of groceries into a newer luxury SUV. You can also find these same people at your local hospital that accepts government assistance cards. They are in the waiting room, waiting for a free appointment with YOUR doctor, playing with their new smartphone. You often overhear them complain about the wait time, as if they were going to be late for work! Moocherist family scams usually consist of a Single Mother that lives with her illegitimate Children's Father. She does not marry her "babies daddy" because his income would cut the amount of taxpayer dollars she can steal from Taxpayers. The father usually gets paid cash for any work he does do if any and he claims to live at a different address.
Did you see that Moocherist at the Jack in the Crack paying for all that food with her EBT card? How did she get one of those? That lady had a Coach purse, expensive clothes and the newest iPhone. She even drove away in a Lexus with 28" rims! I must be doing something wrong.
by The Priest August 2, 2014
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moochbag

A douchebag that mooches whatever you have.
Tony is always drinking our beer; God, what a moochbag.
by Cap'n Itchynutz January 13, 2009
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Mooch Madness

The state of someone who does not have a t.v. and mooches off their friends to watch the NCAA basketball tournament.
Riaz has Mooch Madness, he has been at W.C.'s all weekend watching the tourney.
by Fatrazmo April 5, 2011
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mooch

Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back.
Matt is the biggest MOOCH ive ever seen
by Noodle January 16, 2005
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