Monoper

An anus. Short for 'plopper monoper'. Coined from an additional nonsense rhyme attached to the word 'plopper' due to the sound made by the contents of an anus upon toiletry impact.

Jon: "I went on a date last night"
Tim: "Did you get lucky?"
Jon: "Yeah, I put it right in the monoper."
Tim: "Up to the hairy hilt?"
Jon: "Indeed."

by thescorchingheat May 27, 2018

Monopene

A person with only one penis.

Man 1: My penis hurts
Man 2:Which one?
Man 1:There’s more than one?
Man 2: Ey! We got a monopene over here!
Everyone else: *laughs at the monopene*

by __Turtle__ March 17, 2021

monopescus

UMMM... i thunk it is a disease in your asshole or sum like that???

My brother has monopescus... what a nasty whore

by SWAGERONI MUFFIN February 3, 2022