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Monotone Walk

The slouched over, shuffling, defeated-by-life movement of a diabetes ridden glutton as they put in as little effort as possible to move from point A to point B.

Almost zombie-like in it’s sheer determination to never deviate from it’s original course.
‘Where’s Matt?’
‘He left his desk 20 minutes ago, I saw him heading into the toilets, I’d recognise that Monotone Walk anywhere’
by CF Enterprises September 1, 2018
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beefy montopolis

A beating with a rolled up dry towel. Typically done during morning hours to a sleeping or just waking victim. It is not uncommon for a small dog to watch curiously
Fuck around with Kiley and you'll get a beefy montopolis.
by Mclovin666666 November 28, 2019
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monisola

Is a good girl very cute nice smile pretty hair
Monisola is a beautiful girl
by Marahmallow August 16, 2019
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Montitors

"Did you see the montitors on Ben's Mom?"
by Ben Christ April 16, 2008
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Monotone meat bag

A narcissist or sociopath when their mask is cracked or they are at home, out of the public eye and not show boating their false persona. It is at these times when they are not in public view that they let down their guard, are devoid of ANY emotion and their voice becomes monotone. They are referred to as meatbags to highlight their lack of human traits. Without a conscience (super ego) and unable to experience empathy, they are incomplete people who are monotone meat bags devoid of anything human.
At the party Fred was charming, engaging and delightful to the guests.
After the party, Fred returned to his home with his family and reassumed his position of monotone meat bag. He locked himself in his bedroom with his devices after leaving the young toddlers and their bags at the door with the mother. He did not bother to grumble goodnight before tucking into a selection of pornography and video games on his ipad. He locked his door and ignored the children's bedtime routine. The charming prince at the party was only an illusion. His monotone meat bag self resurfaced the moment he was out of public view and surrounded by family in his home.
by Narcbuster April 23, 2018
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The New Mexico Mojito

While doing a girl from behind, begin to yell incomprehensibly in Spanish, when she turns around to ask you what the hell youre doing, immediately ejaculate into a toilet plunger and stick it on her face without giving her any time to react.
“Hey John, what did you and Stacy do last night?”
“I served up the New Mexico Mojito if you know what I mean!”
by flocktoppler July 11, 2019
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Manitoba Deepfreeze

Any area of private space that can be used to store food that is exposed to the extreme and predictable cold of Manitoba's winter. Good examples are the apartment balcony, unheated garages and trunks of cars.
Are you gonna head to McDonalds with us on lunch break?
No, I have a club pack of No Name frozen burritos in the Manitoba Deepfreeze that I'll microwave.

I have 20 packs of smokies from that deer I shot in the fall stored out there on the Manitoba Deepfreeze.
by prophethere March 21, 2011
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