Molestache

Part Mustache. Part Molest. 100% Pure Sexy.

Hide the children! That creepy man with the molestache is in town again.

by Lom Johnson July 23, 2009

molestache

a mustache that resembles that which a child molester, such as David Westerfield, might have.

Did you see that guy's molestache Yeah he looks like such a creeper.

by LexiB February 10, 2009

Molestache

Any moustache, beard, sideburns, or any combination of aforementioned types of facial hair grown in such a way, or worn by such a person, as to convey a sense of creepiness; short for 'molester moustache.' Originally coined by
Abraham Finkbeinner in some filthy frathouse basement.

Isaac, you filthy man! With that woodland camo hat, plaid shirt, and tattered jeans, your otherwise respectable facial hair has become a Molestache!!

Look at that creepy guy in that panel van, with the mullet and Molestache.

by Stephen Nazzaro August 29, 2006

Molestache

Noun: a moustache that transforms a normal man into a man that appears to have child molesting tendencies.

John sure looks like a child molester now that his molestache has filled in.

by Mike Nosty May 5, 2016

Molestache

The type of mustache that someone who is molesty would wear.
The mustache of a molester.
The bigger and dirtier the molestache, the more molesty the molester will be.

"Check out that guy's molestache...he's so molesty!"
"Man...don't go around that guy, his molestache is a dead give away of future molestation."

by Lize87 July 31, 2007

Molestache

Creepy facial hair, whether wispy thin or curled into odd shapes, patently unattractive to adult women; Clear perv alert.

Woman #1: Did you hear your neighbor is on the Megan's Law website?!

Woman #2: I knew it! He had a molestache!

by Tempest Fugit June 21, 2012

Molestache

verb. To be molested by one with a molestache.

J Barn was molestached by that guy in Italy!

by L Good May 30, 2007