Miso Moment

When someone’s brain has a stroke, causing them to be unintelligible.

I was in a call with theo the other day, he had a total miso moment.

by Unknown7988 September 14, 2021

miso soup

Soup made from miso paste. Includes other tasty ingredients like nori and tofu. It is a delicious soup.

Miso soup is the shit

by a5678 September 8, 2005

Miso Moment

When someone is unable to process things, resulting in an absolute confusion and inability to speak normally. Normally used as internet slang, in moments such as public voice chats or texting chatrooms.

"did you hear about theo yesterday"
"yeah i heard he had a total miso moment"

by mydough! September 14, 2021

Kuso Miso

In reference to a bara comic entitled Kuso Miso Technique

OR

Homosexual situations involving coprophilia and/or urophilia.

"Dude, I dare you to read Kuso Miso!"

"Dude, I didn't know you did Kuso Miso!"

by Videodrome August 9, 2009

miso jelly

An admission of jealousy. "I'm so jealous". An adaptation of the phrase "miso horny", which is a mutation of the phrase "me so horny", which is a poorly translated version of the phrase "I'm so horny". But with jealousy instead of horn.

Miso jelly could also conceivably be a type of food, which facilitates humourous use of the phrase as a pun.

"OMG you got the latest iButtPlug, MISO JELLY"

"What's the matter baby? Can't finish your supersized bowl of miso jelly?"

by iddles July 12, 2012

Miso Swoop

stuffing all of your uneaten sushi in a bowl of miso soup to hide so that the restaurant can't charge you for the leftovers.

When you're at all-you-can-eat sushi and you can't eat all you thought you could eat, the Miso Swoop is a handy trick.

by skittlekitty2227 September 28, 2011

miso girl

Female equivalent of Soy Boy A highly educated woman who presumes far too much about herself while looking down on others. May own a small business but thinks she’s Bill Gates running Microsoft back in the day. Can’t stand to be questioned or challenged.

Come on miso girl, tell us all about how great you think you are.

by Infernos December 13, 2022