Shit and mingle

When girls always wanna go to the bathroom together. They go take a shit and mingle

Hey Aubrey, I’ve gotta go pee. Wanna go shit and mingle?

“Where did the girls go?”
“Oh, I think they went to go shit and mingle”
“Nice, hope they don’t take too long”

by Shitnmingle February 8, 2019

mingle off

At a work function or party when the office bore is talking to you about something dull - what you want them to do is to mingle off and speak to some other poor unsuspecting person

Agh! I cannot believe I got stuck talking to that technician guy who loves comics at the other day. I wanted to tell him to mingle off !

by Ed 99999 April 11, 2008

Midgley

If you're a Midgley you're an absolute lad and have a enormous 8====================D

Oi, that Midgley guy is a lad
Yea man absolute LAD

by Tommybrah August 22, 2016

mingey

Oprah's Vagina, her angry poon.

"Oh Mingey, I'm so scared." - Gary(Oprah's asshole)

by jimmyc57 August 31, 2008

Midgley

A squeaker fart with odiferous staying power. Everyone denies doing it but since there's no dog to blame it on they all pretend it doesn't exist. After Thomas Midgley Jr., inventor of leaded gas and CFC's whose work left an environmental stink that was ignored for decades.

After our bean dinner the room was pervaded by a world-class Midgley which we all ignored.

by GypsyJudy April 21, 2007

mingle

To hook up in any sense; make out, fondle, have intercourse, etc.

I haven't mingled in over two months, way too long!!

by Yxar July 11, 2010

Mingless Gormonger

An Americanized version of the British words "gormless" and "minger". Used to refer to someone who is both ugly and a fool.

Guy 1: "Hey look at that guy. He's a real mingless gormonger."
Guy 2: "Yeah, what stinky idiot."

by Evic Varmori February 11, 2021